Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
― Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes)



foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

(Source: jacko-plantern)


*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*

(Source: spookymami420)


boy: *is nice to me*

me: wtf *looks down to make sure my titty aint out or something*

  • Me: Do you think if leaned over his desk and asked for an extension for this assignment he'd give me one?
  • Nick: Maybe, but you'd probably be the one giving him an extension